Archive for December 2009
massive attack’s paradise circus… a really yummy short film.
I can’t get it to post here so check out the film on massive attack’s blog…. here.
And here’s the new single… it makes me wanna fuck.
o google, we love you.
more search terms that lead you freaks to us…
1) i’m cumming and have to pee video
2) gyno cabinet
3) why dont i scream when i cum (i don’t know… whay DON”T you??)
4) peen poon
5) shitty panties
6) vibrator street
7) fucked up shit
8) how to gracefully spit cum
9) fist pussy shit
10) i lost a bet naked anal (!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
these make my fucking day…
baby it’s cold outside…
just sitting with my cat, some tea, and etta james on the turn table (i know… so pussy puke cliche right?)… and thinkin…
1) sometimes i think the orgasm you have after not having one for a while makes not jacking off for a few days worth it. SOMEtimes…
2) if i were a dude with a really small penis, i would just get the fuck over it and welcome dildos into my bed. I know there is a LOT of self worth attached to it, but at the end of the day, you got what you got. and you KNOW it. i would rather watch my girl writhe in ecstasy with a huge dildo in her pussy, then talk her into letting me put it in her ass, than have her talking to her friends about leaving me because “the sex just isn’t that satisfying”. size matters when it’s extreme. don’t kid yourself. creativity is key…
3) which brings me to my next thought. ladies, if your man has a small dick, LET HIM PUT IT IN YOUR BUTT! win win! i have had a few lovers that have fallen into this category and at times have found it to be a complete blessing. Itz also how i came to love it so much in the first place. If you haven’t tried it with anyone else, now’s the time!! dildos in the pussy, dick in the butt. take advantage of it while you can…
4) it is very VERY unattractive to piss and moan about putting a condom on. grow up, love mom.
5) i really want to have a 3some with 2 bi (ish) men. *sigh*
6) why do men only buy women lingerie in the movies? that is a REALLY awesome gift…
so… what you got for me??
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I wanted to post this song. And then I found this video. So, here they BOTH are.
The Anti-Rape Condom
Damn.
“An anti-rape female condom invented by Sonette Ehlers… A South African women working as a blood technician with the South African Blood Transfusion Service, during which time she met and treated many rape victims.
The device, known as The Rape-aXe, is a latex sheath embedded with shafts of sharp, inward-facing microscopic barbs that would be worn by a woman in her vagina like a tampon. If an attacker were to attempt vaginal rape, their penis would enter the latex sheath and be snagged by the barbs, causing the attacker pain during withdrawal and (ideally) giving the victim time to escape. The condom would remain attached to the attacker’s body when he withdrew and could only be removed surgically, which would alert hospital staff and police. This device could assist in the identification and prosecution of rapists.”
(via bleubirdy)
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