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Somebody Jizzed on my Wagon

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June 29, 2009 at 8:29 pm

when i vibe, you vibe, we vibe

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mind blowing.  i want to believe it SO SO bad!!  so… um… supPosedly you can wear this toy WHILE having sex.  i am a little skeptical.  i mean… amazing in theory.  imagine a dick inside you,  a vibrator on your g spot, AND a vibrator on your clit all at once.  seems like it would be chafe city on a dick though, no??  there’s all these alternative uses for it, like clamping it on your balls or using it on a strap on dildo? (watch the video).  but i feel like maybe they came up with all that just incase wearing it during sex doesn’t really pan out.  so they would still have a way to market that shit.  but it’s getting pretty alright reviews and it’s the #2 seller on babeland.com right now (one of our favorites sex toy sites).  so either it’s working or a lot of people out there just reAlly want it to, like me.  at $135 a pop it better light my cigarette when we’re done too…    

 i don’t know… i think it’s worth a shot.  if this is real it may be the greatest invention of all time.

ask this chick.  she knows all about it!

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June 19, 2009 at 7:50 pm

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sunday funday!!

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You may have caught on by now to our obsession with researching extreme sex practices.  A while ago we stumbled upon cock and ball torture, one of our favorite mind fuxxx to date.  Apparently there is an entire set of men out there that love this shit…  hooking probes up to their dicks and delivering painful electrical shocks through rings around there balls, clamps, and even rods inserted into their dick holes.  ALSO… there are men that like to be straight up kicked in the nads as a form of STIMULATION?  Now… i don’t have a pair of nuts.  But some of these videos are straight up painful for even me to watch.  But i can’t stop!!  It’s so FUCKED!!!  (That last bitch straight up scares me… if you have the web previews turned on just roll over the link.  You’ll get my point)

disclaimer:  It’s not my fault if you have nightmares from this… i may be the sick fuck that posted this, but you’re the sick fuck who reads it 😉

love you!

Written by icecreeem

June 14, 2009 at 11:43 am

“Sucka suck on da clit/ Just suck on da clit”

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An amazing list of 20 songs bout gettin yo pussy sucked.  My personal faves?  The first 12 seconds of SWV’s Downtown is Oscar worthy… and i always had a hard spot for the girls of TLC.  I’m a T-Boz kinda gal personally.  RIP Left Eye…

But no one puts it quite like that classy bitch Trina, with her brilliant lyrics:  “Put yo face all in ma chocha”…

But now who am i to say… You be the judge…

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June 13, 2009 at 2:54 pm

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I’ve never been much of a swallower.  I LOVE to give head… and i will enthusiastically do so until he cums anywhere on me, in me, or around me he wants.  But if he wants to cum in my mouth i will generally, very gracefully and casually, let it drip back out.  I wish i loved it more, since it seems 99.9% or more of the men I’ve been with think it’s the hottest thing ever for a bitch to guzzle that shit down. Something about it makes me literally gag.   I can be giving head for an hour but as soon as a drop of cum hits my tongue it’s gag city.  Most of the time. (Although recently I’ve found if I’m turned on enough i want it, even asked for it once??  That’s a whole other post altogether i think.   Yeah we’ll get to that another day…)

Which brings me to the 2 topics at hand.  1) kissing a girl after you cum in her mouth and 2) actually asking/liking/wanting her to.  I’m gonna start with #2…

I had a boyfriend (you might remember him from such posts as “pro state”… with the metal anal probe thingie?) who, as i have mentioned, was… um… creative.  The short of it, one night we are having sex and he tells me,

“i want to cum in your mouth and i want you to spit it back in mine.”

Well, alright then.  We had an extremely open and comfortable set up, so there was no question as to whether or not i would do it.  Besides, wasn’t really putting me out… i hate swallowing the shit anyways.  He came, and brought his mouth to mine and sUcked at it… like he wanted it all.  I could tell it was a very intense and eXXXXtremely sensual moment for him… definitely a mind blower…

It became something he wanted more and more.  I am not one to judge, love all things freaky over here at i scream you scream, but it was never something i shared in the “hell fuck yeah!” about.  Didn’t ever figure out what it was that made it so exciting.  But that might have something to do with the fact that i think it’s kinda yuck.  Anyone got some light to shed on that one?  What am i not seeing?

So, back to number one.  Post cum explosion make outs.  I have never expected a guy to make out with me after he blows a load in my mouth.  It has never seemed a very tender time to me anyways (i’m more of a cum on my face then slap me kinda girl), so the kissing thing never really bothers me at that particular moment.  I don’t even think about it.  So, more recently, i am having a discussion with a lover (you might remember him from such posts as “honey wine”… sexy as sin, spitting in my mouth?), and he tells me how he doesn’t mind kissing a girl with his cum all in her grill.  That he’d be damned if a girl doing that for him was gonna get in the way of him showing his appreciation and affection with a kiss.  Well, alright then.  So, needless to say, i suck him off, he cums in my mouth and on my face, then plants one on me.  Sweet.  I don’t know why it strikes me in any way, i have absolutely no qualms or even a thought process about kissing a guy after goin down on me, or sucking him off after fucking me for that matter, so i guess it’s all the same.  Maybe a lot of the other guys I’ve been with have just been prudish about it leaving me with the idea that it’s a bigger deal to men in general than it actually is.  Fluids are fluids.  But i couldn’t help but think back to #2.  Made me wonder if it was something he in some way wanted, not just something he didn’t mind.  I wondered if this is something more guys want then would ever admit.  Or do i just really know how to pick ’em?

hhahhaha… i know i do…

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June 12, 2009 at 12:11 pm

HOLy hELL where have you bEEN!?

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hhaha… i mean… er…

we’re back.


Back to bUsiness that is.  The gallery is updated.  This week’s feature is a  bad ass illustrator by the name of James Jean.  Although i’ve been on to James’s skills for some time, I just recently stumbled upon his sketches of esteemed actress Sasha Grey (don’t open that at work… wink wink…).  Nice one James… 

PS… please note my favorite of the bunch, the first in the gallery on your right hand side, a little piece i like to call, “doo doo dick” (although james calls it ‘dahlia’. ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ…)



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June 11, 2009 at 1:13 pm