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old trixxx

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i’m an ex junkie.  for the most part, i am always up to bone down with an old flame (assuming everything has realigned to accomodate such a no strings encounter).  it’s comfortable, you know each others zones, you’ve already seen all each others bumps and imperfections, it’s hard to go wrong.  and i gotta lotta exes, so it adds up to a good amount of dick without having to carve any new notches on my headboard. 

here’s the trick though… you gotta remember whO liked what.  You gotta rEmember that brandon liked you to squeeze the shit out of his cock, steve liked his balls in your mouth, dylan liked when you ran your teeth along his shaft while you sucked it, david liked a little pressure on his butthole, while jim preferred a whole knuckle. 

ps… is it weird that this turns me on a little? i mean… until brandon RUIns it. bitch just wants some DICK!!  “i’m having a good time just being here with you”. Quit ur cryin sissy faggot boy and get it IN!! dylan woulda never fucked it up like that. fucking pussy…

“LET’S TAKE OFF ALL OUR CLOTHES!!” hhahhahahhahaha…that’s my kinda ho bag.

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September 30, 2009 at 9:15 pm

jellybeans

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just a few thoughts…

1) i know we are the WORST bloggers on the planet and i want you to know that i think it’s awesome how many of you still check in with us even though, like i said… we are the pits when it comes to this whole diligence thing.

2) i don’t think i have a gspot.  i have looked EVERYWHERE for that damn thing, read essays, bought toys specific for finding it (for that, i somehow found my diligence) but i just don’t think it’s in there. *sigh*

3) i FINALLY was able to deep throat.  i have been trying for almost a year… even barfed on my dildo practicing alone once (swear to god… it was one of my prouder moments.  i am SUCH a good woman…)  but i did it.  it only lasted a second, but with a little more practice i think i’ll be a real pro

4) who wants to grind!?

5) i have officially pinpointed the best sex of my entire life (not just the guy, but the time) and i got the urge to tell him (because i think the prize for that title should be knowing) but he has a girlfriend now and i am thinking that might be inappropriate?  we are not that good at knowing where the lines are drawn in the real world here at ISYS (doesn’t everyone just want to talk about fucking and pubes and dildos and jacking off and butt holes all the time as much as possible like we do?)… don’t you think he’d want to know that?  i’m not trying to go there again… honestly.  but what man doesn’t want to get a text that says “ours was the best sex i’ve ever had”?  i just think people should get praise when praise is due.  AMEN!!

6) people who watch porn are better at sex.  in my humble opinion.  it’s not an exact science, but i’m noticing a pattern.   

hmmmmm… that’s all i got.  for now…

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September 24, 2009 at 12:56 am

Stapleton Sex

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Thanks Earl!!!

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September 17, 2009 at 12:17 am

Liiiick maaaaiiieee Puuuuussy!!!

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September 4, 2009 at 11:29 pm

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lolzzzzzzzzz.

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September 4, 2009 at 11:27 pm

lab(oy o boy i better stock up on vibrat)or(s) day!!

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BIG SALES!!  If you haven’t jumped on the internet sex toy shopping boat, you are not living. (or you are not as bored and wine buzzed and horny as us at 2 in the morning a little too often… whOOps!) Here’s 2 of our favorite sites… now you can get that pyrex double sided butt plug you’ve been dreaming about forever!!  YAY!!!

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September 4, 2009 at 12:24 pm

grow UP.

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i mean… what’s the big effin deal? Sprite never looked so good! As tastey and a big black cock jizzing all over your tits and face.  YUM!!

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September 3, 2009 at 2:01 am