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baby it’s cold outside…

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just sitting with my cat, some tea, and etta james on the turn table (i know… so pussy puke cliche right?)… and thinkin…

1) sometimes i think the orgasm you have after not having one for a while makes not jacking off for a few days worth it.  SOMEtimes…

2) if i were a dude with a really small penis, i would just get the fuck over it and welcome dildos into my bed.  I know there is a LOT of self worth attached to it, but at the end of the day, you got what you got.  and you KNOW it.   i would rather watch my girl writhe in ecstasy with a huge dildo in her pussy, then talk her into letting me put it in her ass, than have her talking to her friends about leaving me because “the sex just isn’t that satisfying”.  size matters when it’s extreme.  don’t kid yourself.  creativity is key…

3) which brings me to my next thought.  ladies, if your man has a small dick, LET HIM PUT IT IN YOUR BUTT!  win win! i have had a few lovers that have fallen into this category and at times have found it to be a complete blessing.  Itz also how i came to love it so much in the first place.  If you haven’t tried it with anyone else, now’s the time!!  dildos in the pussy, dick in the butt.  take advantage of it while you can…

4) it is very VERY unattractive to piss and moan about putting a condom on.  grow up, love mom.

5) i really want to have a 3some with 2 bi (ish) men.  *sigh*

6) why do men only buy women lingerie in the movies?  that is a REALLY awesome gift…

so… what you got for me??

Written by icecreeem

December 16, 2009 at 11:18 pm

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  1. I’ve got-
    Bringing Chicago lover down to Florida with me, going to a sex shop in Miami and getting so hot and bothered we decide we need to fuck NOW, park in a dark alley behind said sex shop, and while leaning over about to blow him I get a knock on my window to find some OLD CUBAN MAN “checking to see if I’m ok”. When he realized that I was in fact more than ok, he said “Oh. OOOOOH….ok you make nice.” Good lookin out old cuban dude, I did.

    I meant to tell you that story a week ago.

    aja

    December 17, 2009 at 12:31 am

    • amazing. god i love south florida.

      XO.

      icecreeem

      December 18, 2009 at 12:55 am

  2. 1) Couldn’t agree more.

    2) I just watched a contest on Howard Stern for “Smallest Penis” and it made me die a little inside. A tiny flaccid penis may be the ugliest thing, ever, in the whole wide world.

    3) Segue to my first anal story: cutest, nicest boy in Los Angeles, with this small, delicate little wiener, and I just said “fuck it, put it in my butt”. I never looked back.

    4) My favorite line from the other week when I had sex with a friend: “Oh, sorry, it has just been so long since I have used a condom”.- Him
    “Uuuuuh, yea, definitely go get that shit NOW.” – Me

    5) No joke, I just got a text message propositioning me for such an event, in New Orleans. Actually, it’s one of the best text messages I have ever received, so here it is, for your viewing pleasure:
    “I’ve always wanted a guy to fuck me in the ass for the first time while a chick sits in front of me and calls me “good boy” and says to take it all while she strokes my cock”.

    BONER-VILLE.

    I don’t have a six except that I am writing this while listening to Mariah Carey and doing laundry. Real talk.

    maribellum

    December 17, 2009 at 12:53 am

    • bONe.ER.VILLLLLE!!!!!!!!! so jealous. if that happens… i want 500 words on my desk asap!!

      icecreeem

      December 18, 2009 at 12:53 am


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