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eat me!

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(thx bomy!!)

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April 29, 2010 at 12:42 am

Sleazity slutty slaaaaang word of the day…

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1. The Cocaine Brownie:

When a woman has a huge shit, you cum on her asshole and snort the cum.

“So the other night I snorted so much cum. The Cocaine Brownie fucked me up.”

eyes wide what the fuck.

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I decided recently I should rewatch Eyes Wide Shut.  I figured last time I watched it I must have just been in a mood… because I was entirely not all that impressed.  So I tried… but this time I think I was just dead tired.  Which I realized is an awesome way to watch this movie.  I kept falling asleep, and waking up to that nagging one note piano score they have going on.  It went something like this…

Fall asleep…

wake up…

hmmmmmmmm….okok… fall back asleep…

open your eyes…

dozzze offf…

good morning…

tryyyyyy to stay awake… o no… i’m slipping… can’t… stay… awake…

o… there we are…

one more time…

wha?? where am i?

It actually fucked with my dreams 2 nights in a row.  I still have no idea what the movie is about… except the password is fidelio and nicole kidman wants to fuck.  The end.

That’s it right?  Did i forget anything?

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April 25, 2010 at 11:37 pm

other options for casual friday and a picture of Jamikal…

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April 22, 2010 at 11:09 pm

just two unrelated pictures i love

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April 20, 2010 at 11:08 am

i ♥ weeds.

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it’s true.  i do.  when i’m not procrasturbating… i’m usually putting off some really important executive type shit by watching anoTHer episode of weeds for the 7th time.  when does it start again!?  i’m dying!!

i miss nancy’s sharp tongue and her milky white skin.  usually i hate on people that pale,  but she put a spell on me with those sparkling black as coal eyes… (or maybe i’m just stoned… but either way… i need her)

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April 20, 2010 at 2:00 am


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1. Procrasturbating
Using masturbation to otherwise occupy yourself while pressing matters await.
“I had a paper due today, but I spent all night procrasturbating, so fuck that noise.”

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April 19, 2010 at 11:40 pm

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