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the key to your peen

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now that’s fucking romance…

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September 16, 2010 at 7:59 pm

banana all the way…

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“hey guys… if you hAd to fuck a food what would it be?”

“mashed potatoes” !?  no.

“a loaf of bread”  o honey…

i’m with youscreeem on this.

didn’t all you boys do this when you were young?  all the guys i knew did…  pop that shit in the microwave for added pleasure.

and look how much fun the ladies have with them too!!… making the banana, in my humble opinion the all around most fuckable food.

just sayin…

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September 8, 2010 at 2:45 pm

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Another look at real dolls from our buddies, filmakerz  Zack Canepari and Drea Cooper over at California is a Place… shitz real.

I highly recommend their scraper bikes vid too… (boo… u know how i LU scrAPer BIKES!!  ya’ll heard o that shit!?)

nah… but really… do it.  and check out the gallery on the right, updated with Canepari’s stills from the project.  over theeeeerrrrree——>

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July 19, 2010 at 12:25 am

Not your grammy’s chocolate easter bunny…

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“Good news ladies, you no longer have to choose between your two favorite passions: chocolate and sex. Just in time for Easter, Babeland introduces the first-ever   Vibrating Chocolate Bunny–designed to satisfy both your cravings. Wrapped in smooth, seamless gold foil, the vibrator can be used as you would any Rabbit Vibrator to stimulate both the clitoris and the G-spot. But, when you’ve had your fill, simply remove the disposable motor, unwrap the toy, and voila: you’ve got your very own, very special chocolate easter bunny. Once you’ve feasted on the delicious milk chocolate bunny, what’s left of the bunny (the foil wrapper and the motor) can be recycled, making this one very eco-friendly rabbit.”

via http://blog.babeland.com/

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April 1, 2010 at 2:09 pm

what goes up…

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March 6, 2010 at 4:09 pm

when i think about you… (a sex toy review series)

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Over the years I have accumulated a small yet sweet lil collection of toys.  Some gifted to me by others, some I sought out on my own to fill certain needs or explore nagging curiosities.  Some have been life changing.  Others…. not so much.  So anyways… without further ado… here goes.

In chronological order…

1) Perfect Pleasures Jelly Pink Vibrator

This was a case of hungry eyes in the sex shop.  Me and my BFF go in and start perusing the aisles and both ended up leaving with this big flourescent pink glittery vibrator.  We went home and tried it out (not together you filthy creatures) and both had the same reaction… wow it’s pretty big.  I appreciate it’s girth.  It’s silicon so with a lil lube it slides in and out very comfortably,  and the veiny texture does give it a hint of realism.  The little nubs at the base kind of confuse me.  While I’m assuming they are for clitoral stimulation, they really just kind of hurt.  And they look like dildo warts.  The vibrating mechanism stopped working pretty soon after I bought it.  All that aside though, this is still my go to for some good standard dildoin.  And sometimes that’s all you need god dammit.

I am sure there are way better options out there… but it serves it’s purpose well.  And eVeryone should have a glittery pink dildo…

2) Wicked Essentials Bullet with removable Rabbit Sleeve

I have scoured the interweb for this toy and am tOtally bummed I can’t find it!  Here’s the deal.  When you turn the bullet on, the ears of the rabbit flick around much like 2 fingers rubbing together REALLY fast.  When you hold it so there is an ear on both sides of your clit, your clit becomes a sort of punching bag of orgasmic bliss.  My bullet is loud as hell, but it packs a punch so powerful it feels like a jolt of electricity on your pussy.  For fun sometimes, right when I’m just getting things going I kick it to full blast and it seriously makes my whole body jolt.  Not the best toy for a roommate situation.  Like I said it is LOWD.  But really really awesome for girls who need a serious clit beating to get them anywhere.  And with the removable silicone sheath clean up is a breeze!  My bullet is by the brand Wicked, but since I can’t find it anywhere I’d recommend trying this combo (photos and links below) from Good Vibrations…  The reviews seem to say the bullet is pretty powerful, and I always have great luck with their products.

This gets me there EVERYtime.  A 100% absolute must have.  And don’t get the one that’s attached to the dildo.  This one gives you way more artistic licence… great to use on all body parts… nipples, balls, butt holes…

PS… another amazing thing about having a bullet is teaming it up with other non vibrating silicon toys.  Since silicon carries vibration infamously well and the bullets are generally pretty strong, you can simply hold the bullet anywhere on the silicon toy and the whole thing will vibrate quite nicely.  HIGHLY recommended with butt plugs.  Also works great with my (broke ass) Perfect Pleasures Jelly Pink Vibrator (turned dildo).

Wild Hare Bunny Sleeve

Silver Bullet Vibrator

3) Doc Johnson’s Lucid Dream No. 69

SO… with only my broken pink schlong and deafeningly loud rabbit, I set out to find something a little more roomy friendly.  I thought I’d go water proof since my others weren’t and what better place to catch up on some alone time than in the tub?  I stumbled upon The Lucid Dream series at the Hustler store in Ft. Lauderdale.  It’s claims were that it was powerful, quiet, and water proof.  In hindsight I don’t really know why I would have gone for this shape over all the others.  It’s too small to be a dildo, too big to be a bullet.  I have since realized it’s ACTUALLY a butt plug.  But too big for my tight little ass.  The vibration is pretty alright… but I have to say this is the one toy I’ve ever bought and never use.  Nice quality and pretty color, but all in all kind of useless in my book.  Although a few of the other shapes in the Lucid Dream series do look more intriguing to me now…

ps… i just noticed on www.edenfantasys.com that a lot of their toys they have a “view actual size” button.  SO innovative…

ok.  more to come… stay tuned for butt plugs, anal dildos, g spot stimulators, nipple clamps, cock rings etc etc etc…

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January 26, 2010 at 10:43 pm

where do i start?

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Details magazine scored an exclusive FIRST EVER interview with “Markus”, a twenty-five year old ex-Marine from Alabama who has officially become the first legal male prostitute. Please, please, PLEASE read the interview. The man is a fucking idiot so, it’s pretty amazing. Not to mention the fact that NO WOMAN IN HER RIGHT MIND IS GOING TO HIRE A PROSTITUTE. This asshole’s dick is going for $200 per 40 minute session. I would love to meet the woman who pounces on that deal. Hey honey, why don’t you give ME that $200 and I’ll stick a bunch of fun things in you AND make dinner. Everyone knows that women don’t PAY for peen. Not real peen. You may have to lower your standards, you may have to drive to Detroit, you may have to holler at the ex you swore you’d never fuck again but you do not hand over your hard earned skrilla for a dick that ain’t made of diamonds. And really, look at this guy. AND he won’t do men, which he will soon find, is the ONLY way he could possibly earn a living doing this. But he does think that “gay people are very put-together [and that] they’re very classy, very well-organized people [and that] they have great personalities.” But his “sphincter isn’t for sale”. I mean, mine is and it’s goin’ for a song–a compliment, a hot meal and a half a bottle of Beam–but I can get away with that shit. But THIS GUY, this guy is a joke…Oh, AND he compares himself to Rosa Parks. I’m NOT kidding, READ THE INTERVIEW.

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January 18, 2010 at 1:04 am