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Aural Treats

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Artist Lauren Lesko put a contact microphone on her privates and recorded it. Must hear. (link)

Peter Gault & Amy Rachelle’s “I’m From Vagina…” (link)

A whole butt-load of audio from porno 8-tracks. (link)

Hear the sounds of a virgin “losing her cherry.” (link)

Famous groupie Pamela des Barres’ “I’m With the Band” audiobook. (link)

Oh, and don’t forget the super-explicit “Peckerwood Sessions” (link)

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September 30, 2010 at 8:44 pm

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America’s most sexually active cities…

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(taken from lemondrop.com, except the photo, theirs was lame so I switched it out)  Big shout outs to Fort Wayne, Indiana (#3!!!!) and Austin, Texas!!!  also, check the other stats from the study here at Men’s Health, including the cities purchasing most online from our friends at Babeland.  Sorry Actionville, Fla, not really livin’ up to your name:(  And congrats to Austin for buying so many condoms.  Safe sex is great sex.  FOr some people.

Having a hard time getting laid? Have you considered moving to Indianapolis?

Perhaps you should, because America’s racing capital is among a number of other surprising cities to make the list of the most sexually active.

The list was published by Men’s Health, with the data tabulated by combining a number of factors, like condom and sex-toy sales, STDs and birth rates. They then mixed ’em all up like a wacky Reese’s Peanut Butter Cup commercial to determine that Indianapolis is the most sexually satisfied city in the country.

It’s a dubious methodology for sure, but who are we to argue with infographics? The remaining top 10 were (in descending order) Columbus, Ohio; Fort Wayne, Ind.; Cincinnati; Salt Lake City; San Antonio; Denver; Austin, Texas; Boise City, Idaho; and Chicago.

Last on the list of 100 cities was Lexington, Kent., but good news for them — it’s only 1.5 hours to the number four city (Cincy), and just a little over three hours to Indianapolis. You know, in case you hit a dry spell, own a car and decide to take out a good chunk of America’s heartland.

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September 24, 2010 at 12:40 pm


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Bob Flanagan was an artist, a poet, a masochist, and one of the longest surviving cystic fibrosis patients ever. The documentary SICK follows Bob through the last few years of his life. If you are into strange, torturous, hard to watch footage this doc is for you. From the cRAZY veins in his bony sick body to the needles his partner Sheri meticulously shoves through his scrotum, it’s just a liTTle ouchy at times to say the least. Not to mention the part where he fucking croaks on camera and his weirdy GF takes all sorts of post-mortem photos and practically cuddles with a jar of his lung juice that she keeps in a hazmat bag in her garage after he dies (whoopsies, spoiler alert…). Rough. On a scale of can’t look to glued the screen i give it a let the good times roll.  Check out the trailer HERE.

and for fun… here’s bob in the Danzig video for It’s Coming. Have fun with that!

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September 19, 2010 at 10:10 pm

the key to your peen

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now that’s fucking romance…

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September 16, 2010 at 7:59 pm

totally fucking obsessed

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with the talented nicki minaj and her big black ass

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September 12, 2010 at 1:17 pm


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love this man.

(thx maggie!)

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September 10, 2010 at 5:52 pm

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the P is for Penis

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More of Keith P. Rein’s work in his Etsy shop.  Peep it

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September 10, 2010 at 12:16 am

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banana all the way…

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“hey guys… if you hAd to fuck a food what would it be?”

“mashed potatoes” !?  no.

“a loaf of bread”  o honey…

i’m with youscreeem on this.

didn’t all you boys do this when you were young?  all the guys i knew did…  pop that shit in the microwave for added pleasure.

and look how much fun the ladies have with them too!!… making the banana, in my humble opinion the all around most fuckable food.

just sayin…

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September 8, 2010 at 2:45 pm

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The Big Butt Book

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I honestly can’t believe i don’t own this yet.  The Big Penis Book and Big Book of Breasts were clever and all… but this is true art.  I also couldn’t believe they released a Big Book of Legs (zZZZZZZZz) before unleashing this beauty, but all is forgiven now that it’s here.

Check out the promo vid too.  4 minutes well spent.

sweet dreams!!

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September 8, 2010 at 2:21 am

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Gallery Update: Robert Mapplethorpe

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“Robert Mapplethorpe was born in 1946 in Floral Park, Queens. Of his childhood he said, “I come from suburban America. It was a very safe environment and it was a good place to come from in that it was a good place to leave.”

In 1963, Mapplethorpe enrolled at Pratt Institute in nearby Brooklyn, where he studied drawing, painting, and sculpture. Influenced by artists such as Joseph Cornell and Marcel Duchamp, he also experimented with various materials in mixed-media collages, including images cut from books and magazines. He acquired a Polaroid camera in 1970 and began producing his own photographs to incorporate into the collages, saying he felt “it was more honest.” That same year he and Patti Smith, whom he had met three years earlier, moved into the Chelsea Hotel….”

Read more here…  and see more in the gallery on the right———————————————>>>>>

Robert Mapplethorpe and Patti Smith, 1973

“Where does it all lead? What will become of us? These were our young questions, and young answers were revealed.
It leads to each other. We become ourselves.”

-Patti Smith

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September 6, 2010 at 11:33 pm