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Anyone who knows me knows I have 3 obsessions in lyfe- sex (duh), bacon (double duh) and motherfucking Juggalos (the most interesting subculture ever). My friend Billy sent me a link to this amazing article entiled “Sex Advice from Juggalos”. Read it in its entirety here on nerve.com. Some interesting jems…

What’s the craziest thing you’ve seen at a Juggalo event?
Oh shit, where do I start? I was at a Miss Juggalette Pageant one night and I saw a girl get onstage and shove a twelve-inch kielbasa up her neden hole. Juggalos can’t dance, you know? So I guess they got to do something.

Wait, what’s a neden hole?
Oh, we call vaginas nedens.

I’ve been getting serious with a guy. The more I get to know him, the more I realize he’s super Christian. I’m not even a little bit. Should I end it?
No. If you love a girl, then that shouldn’t matter. Unless she’s, like, all gung-ho and trying to convert you. Then maybe you can kick her to the curb. Most things are cool with Juggalos. I’ve seen dudes with 300-pound girls with facial hair and it’s all good. Big, fat, bald, retarded — it’s all good with us.

oh, this crazy wolf…

peen cushion.

and a tittie too.

choo chooz

wait for it, waaaait for it…

DOLPHIN TITTIES!!!!

daisy lowe

true boner.

“i hear the water in arkansas is very… hard…”

yum.

sportzzz talk…

In honor of whatever the fuck ya’ll keep blabbering on about… here’s some nice bulges….

xo

somewhere… over the rainbow…

(thx and)

nobullshit.

while we’re at it…

yum.