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2 really good thingz.

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December 1, 2010 at 1:21 am

c’mon, it’s still november for two more dayz!!

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I know I’m late on this and I’m sure I don’t have the time to embed this correctly but it’s cute n funny n I’m throwin it up here anyway.
http://video.aol.com/video/have-sex-with-a-guy-with-a-mustache-day/2499120797

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November 29, 2010 at 10:14 am

o PS…

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November 9, 2010 at 11:14 am

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in my dreams

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Last night I had a dream in which Johnny Depp and I FINALLY opened the restaurant we’ve been planning on opening all these years.  It was a casual eatery.  Moderately priced.  The gimmick?  The servers didn’t use tray jacks, they brought the food to your table accompanied by a beautiful naked woman who went into an upside down split and the server rested the tray between her legs.  It wasn’t a strip club and the rest of the staff was dressed appropriately.  Just once or twice during your meal or bottle service, you saw naked splits and handstands.  You think it could work??

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October 6, 2010 at 10:14 am

sick.

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Bob Flanagan was an artist, a poet, a masochist, and one of the longest surviving cystic fibrosis patients ever. The documentary SICK follows Bob through the last few years of his life. If you are into strange, torturous, hard to watch footage this doc is for you. From the cRAZY veins in his bony sick body to the needles his partner Sheri meticulously shoves through his scrotum, it’s just a liTTle ouchy at times to say the least. Not to mention the part where he fucking croaks on camera and his weirdy GF takes all sorts of post-mortem photos and practically cuddles with a jar of his lung juice that she keeps in a hazmat bag in her garage after he dies (whoopsies, spoiler alert…). Rough. On a scale of can’t look to glued the screen i give it a let the good times roll.  Check out the trailer HERE.

and for fun… here’s bob in the Danzig video for It’s Coming. Have fun with that!


Danzig- Its Coming Down (Unedited)
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September 19, 2010 at 10:10 pm

the long and winding road

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another installment of search engine terms that bring you hoe bagz to us hoe bagz…

1) twatter

2) spit on my clit    (do it!!)

3) peen peen

4) hes got a big one

5) holy shit japan    (lulz)

6) poon poon    (think that’s the same person as #3?)

7) boyfriend wants to cum in mouth kiss

8) showing their pussy climbing the stairs

9) fat retarded guy sex    (ha!!  i don’t remember that post but it sounds amazing!)

10) penis in pussy   (so basic…  i love it.)

11) filippo timi’s penis    (i know… i love him too…)

12) ripped legins fucking

13) sitting on vibrator all day    (atta girl)

14) big silicone dildos too small    (here… try this one.  you’ll be fine i promise…)

love you cunts!!

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September 6, 2010 at 1:50 pm

Smell yo Dick.

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I, for the first time, started sleeping with a man who was uncircumcised.  It honestly didn’t make that much of a difference to me at all.  Everything seemed totally normal.  Almost everything.  We slept together 4 times.  The first time I was drunk and don’t remember much.  The second time there was definitely a moment when I went to go down on him and I noticed a pungent odor.  I thought to myself, “OMG… is that me??  Did we rub privates and now his dick smells because of my vag juice?”.  We all know vaginas sometimes smell.  We have wAY more inner workings going on there and lets face it… it happens. And to be clear, I don’t mind a little ball sweat smell… but this was more.  I excused myself for a second pretending I had to use the bathroom to check out the sitch.  Nothin.  Peachy fresh.  I give a quick rinse just to be sure and head back to the bed.  Upon working my way back towards his cock with my mouth it becomes apparently clear that his dick just smELLs.  Awkward.  I even notice that the smell has transferred to my hand.  There’s  no turning back at this point and being the good woman I am, I take a deep breath and go in.  I hold my breath while giving him head taking short breaks to quickly breath out, breath in through my mouth and carry on.  I do this for all of a minute or 2 before I pull a “I need you inside me right now” kinda thing JUST to get it away from my face.  The only way to fix it was to bury it (condoms of cOURse).  And the sex was good… he was well hung and it was by no means mind blowing… but good.

The next time we meet up, we end up in the bedroom and I don’t even think about it at first.  I figured the last time he must have been running around all day… un showered… it couldn’t be an all the time kind of stench.  He must have just been having a smelly dick day.  Something we women can totally relate to (and I would never write off a perfectly good peen for one day of being less than calgon fresh).  We start talking about what we like, what we don’t like.  I tell him I like it rough.  I tell him I like my hair pulled.  I tell him I like for a man to slap his cock on my face.  We start disrobing, and, as per my own instructions, he mounts me and starts to bring his penis to my face when I realize… it fucking STINKS!!  Like I’m talking ear cheese stink.  Sharp.  PaINful.  And now he has pinned me down and thinks I want him to rub it all over my face.  I swear… only in my world…

So unfortunate… because he was fun.  Great body, great dick, sexy euro accent…  *sigh*

It made me feel kind of bad for him because one can only assume he has no idea.  And I find it unfortunate that no girlfriend has ever told him.  I have only slept with one other man with an uncircumcized dick (one time) and I would definitely remember if it had smelled, so I am definitely not saying they all do.  I assume, it is a matter of keeping it really reAlly clean.  Youscreeem and I googled it this morning and found that: an accumulation of  smegma in the foreskin can contribute to the fishy smell.  Smegma IS a real word… who kneW!?

Listen… I am not judging or talking shit.  I really just think it’s important for uncircumcised men to be awARE.  Women have to worry about it all the time.  And it sucks.  I know a lot of girls who can’t even get comfortable receiving head because they are so self conscious about it.  I lived with bacterial vaginosis, undiagnosed (planned parenthood FAIL) for over a year.  It was HELL.  Nothing will rob you of your femininity like being able to smell yourself at all times.  My boyfriend at the time (what a trooper) and I had a joke about it.  We called it “void stank puss”… it was amazing that he stuck with me but still… HELL.  But, BV, much like smegma, affects millions of people and is easily rectified if you just take the proper steps to treat, or in the case if the cheesy smegma dick… just CLEAN that shit!!  Tell your friends.  Spread the word.  We don’t have to live with genital stench… life is better than that!!!!

With that… I leave you with a song.


love,

me.

fuck fuck fuck a duck screw a kangaroo

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1)  Sorry it’s been so long… wait… no i’m not.

2)

3)  True story:

Him:  “It’s a shame you can’t cum while having sex… you seem to enjoy it so much…”

Me: “um…”

4) It sucks when you continue to sleep with someone just to avoid having to let them down by stopping.  I just want everyone to be  happy!!  Am I the only one this happens to?

5) when i was in 7th grade me and my friends made this song up about a boy in our class (to the tune of dreidel dreidel dreidel)… ahem…

“O nick nick nick, he’s made without a dick,

So when he wants to do it, he has to use a stick.  (or a ruler).”

Poor kid… I wonder where he is now…

6) Grieving men are sexy.  It’s an inexplicable phenomenon.  This is so fucked up… but i recently went home because a woman very near and dear to me passed away.  Her family and mine have lived next to each other for 30 years.  She has a son my age who, since taking our pants off when we were little and playing doctor with a pizza cutter, I have never had any sexual feelings towards whatsoever.  He is now married with  baby on the way.  When I went home to be with the families last week as soon as I saw him I immediately wanted to have sex with him.  Its totally fucked up.  What IS that?

7) ima start saying “wine me dine me 69 me”… let’s bring it back.

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9) fuck you.

10) Just kidding i LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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August 27, 2010 at 10:21 pm

head hunteress

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July 28, 2010 at 10:43 am

i’m in love…

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July 22, 2010 at 2:46 pm

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