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baby it’s cold outside…

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just sitting with my cat, some tea, and etta james on the turn table (i know… so pussy puke cliche right?)… and thinkin…

1) sometimes i think the orgasm you have after not having one for a while makes not jacking off for a few days worth it.  SOMEtimes…

2) if i were a dude with a really small penis, i would just get the fuck over it and welcome dildos into my bed.  I know there is a LOT of self worth attached to it, but at the end of the day, you got what you got.  and you KNOW it.   i would rather watch my girl writhe in ecstasy with a huge dildo in her pussy, then talk her into letting me put it in her ass, than have her talking to her friends about leaving me because “the sex just isn’t that satisfying”.  size matters when it’s extreme.  don’t kid yourself.  creativity is key…

3) which brings me to my next thought.  ladies, if your man has a small dick, LET HIM PUT IT IN YOUR BUTT!  win win! i have had a few lovers that have fallen into this category and at times have found it to be a complete blessing.  Itz also how i came to love it so much in the first place.  If you haven’t tried it with anyone else, now’s the time!!  dildos in the pussy, dick in the butt.  take advantage of it while you can…

4) it is very VERY unattractive to piss and moan about putting a condom on.  grow up, love mom.

5) i really want to have a 3some with 2 bi (ish) men.  *sigh*

6) why do men only buy women lingerie in the movies?  that is a REALLY awesome gift…

so… what you got for me??

Written by icecreeem

December 16, 2009 at 11:18 pm