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Not your grammy’s chocolate easter bunny…

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“Good news ladies, you no longer have to choose between your two favorite passions: chocolate and sex. Just in time for Easter, Babeland introduces the first-ever   Vibrating Chocolate Bunny–designed to satisfy both your cravings. Wrapped in smooth, seamless gold foil, the vibrator can be used as you would any Rabbit Vibrator to stimulate both the clitoris and the G-spot. But, when you’ve had your fill, simply remove the disposable motor, unwrap the toy, and voila: you’ve got your very own, very special chocolate easter bunny. Once you’ve feasted on the delicious milk chocolate bunny, what’s left of the bunny (the foil wrapper and the motor) can be recycled, making this one very eco-friendly rabbit.”

via http://blog.babeland.com/

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April 1, 2010 at 2:09 pm

when i think about you… (a sex toy review series)

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Over the years I have accumulated a small yet sweet lil collection of toys.  Some gifted to me by others, some I sought out on my own to fill certain needs or explore nagging curiosities.  Some have been life changing.  Others…. not so much.  So anyways… without further ado… here goes.

In chronological order…

1) Perfect Pleasures Jelly Pink Vibrator

This was a case of hungry eyes in the sex shop.  Me and my BFF go in and start perusing the aisles and both ended up leaving with this big flourescent pink glittery vibrator.  We went home and tried it out (not together you filthy creatures) and both had the same reaction… wow it’s pretty big.  I appreciate it’s girth.  It’s silicon so with a lil lube it slides in and out very comfortably,  and the veiny texture does give it a hint of realism.  The little nubs at the base kind of confuse me.  While I’m assuming they are for clitoral stimulation, they really just kind of hurt.  And they look like dildo warts.  The vibrating mechanism stopped working pretty soon after I bought it.  All that aside though, this is still my go to for some good standard dildoin.  And sometimes that’s all you need god dammit.

I am sure there are way better options out there… but it serves it’s purpose well.  And eVeryone should have a glittery pink dildo…

2) Wicked Essentials Bullet with removable Rabbit Sleeve

I have scoured the interweb for this toy and am tOtally bummed I can’t find it!  Here’s the deal.  When you turn the bullet on, the ears of the rabbit flick around much like 2 fingers rubbing together REALLY fast.  When you hold it so there is an ear on both sides of your clit, your clit becomes a sort of punching bag of orgasmic bliss.  My bullet is loud as hell, but it packs a punch so powerful it feels like a jolt of electricity on your pussy.  For fun sometimes, right when I’m just getting things going I kick it to full blast and it seriously makes my whole body jolt.  Not the best toy for a roommate situation.  Like I said it is LOWD.  But really really awesome for girls who need a serious clit beating to get them anywhere.  And with the removable silicone sheath clean up is a breeze!  My bullet is by the brand Wicked, but since I can’t find it anywhere I’d recommend trying this combo (photos and links below) from Good Vibrations…  The reviews seem to say the bullet is pretty powerful, and I always have great luck with their products.

This gets me there EVERYtime.  A 100% absolute must have.  And don’t get the one that’s attached to the dildo.  This one gives you way more artistic licence… great to use on all body parts… nipples, balls, butt holes…

PS… another amazing thing about having a bullet is teaming it up with other non vibrating silicon toys.  Since silicon carries vibration infamously well and the bullets are generally pretty strong, you can simply hold the bullet anywhere on the silicon toy and the whole thing will vibrate quite nicely.  HIGHLY recommended with butt plugs.  Also works great with my (broke ass) Perfect Pleasures Jelly Pink Vibrator (turned dildo).

Wild Hare Bunny Sleeve

Silver Bullet Vibrator

3) Doc Johnson’s Lucid Dream No. 69

SO… with only my broken pink schlong and deafeningly loud rabbit, I set out to find something a little more roomy friendly.  I thought I’d go water proof since my others weren’t and what better place to catch up on some alone time than in the tub?  I stumbled upon The Lucid Dream series at the Hustler store in Ft. Lauderdale.  It’s claims were that it was powerful, quiet, and water proof.  In hindsight I don’t really know why I would have gone for this shape over all the others.  It’s too small to be a dildo, too big to be a bullet.  I have since realized it’s ACTUALLY a butt plug.  But too big for my tight little ass.  The vibration is pretty alright… but I have to say this is the one toy I’ve ever bought and never use.  Nice quality and pretty color, but all in all kind of useless in my book.  Although a few of the other shapes in the Lucid Dream series do look more intriguing to me now…

ps… i just noticed on www.edenfantasys.com that a lot of their toys they have a “view actual size” button.  SO innovative…

ok.  more to come… stay tuned for butt plugs, anal dildos, g spot stimulators, nipple clamps, cock rings etc etc etc…

Written by icecreeem

January 26, 2010 at 10:43 pm

so puuuuuurdy….

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“Artistic, edgy, collectable, and utterly hot—sex toy designer Jimmyjane hits another orgasmic bullseye with a sexy kit containing the almighty trio of sex toys we’re dubbing the “Usual Suspects”: the Iconic Rabbit, the Iconic Pocket, and the Iconic Ring. They’ve put their gorgeous, elegant spin on three of the most iconic vibrators of all time: the Rabbit (great for clit and G-spot vibration), the Pocket Rocket (nice for travel and discreet trysts), and a vibrating cock ring vibe (perfect for orgasms for two). To top it all off, the packaging is nothing short of visually perfect, making this an ideal gift for both the sex toy lover who has everything, or the newbies who want to explore all their bases with one stylish gift. We couldn’t have picked a lovelier assortment if we tried.”

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May 11, 2009 at 12:49 am

ring my bell

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I heart cock rings.   What’s NOt to love? Keeps him harder longer, and with all the HUNDREDS of variations out there you’re sure to find one that fits you just right.  Ones with one vibrator, two vibrators, ribbs, tongues, rabbits,  hard ones, soft ones… even ones with an extra penis!!

I’ll take 2 please…

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May 5, 2009 at 4:41 pm

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