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The Roar of Love… A Love Poem.

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I woke up (at 1 pm) today to the most amazing package on my front doorstep.  As you may have gathered, youscreeem and I have been temporarily ripped from each other’s bosoms due to circumstances far beyond our control.  It’s been months since we’ve spooned, or fed each other fromage, or licked dildos together.  When she returns home, it will be the most joyous day of my life.  My ENTIRE life.  I opened the package to find this record… which is pretty much songs inspired by what is sure to be our future, aka Narnia.  Highlighted in the lyrics was this song, OUR song, “Are you Going to Narnia”…  it goes like this:

Are you going to Narnia

Take me along with you

To meet the lion with the golden mane (aka the sex werewolf)

To stare into his eyes so true (that’s where we suck him off)

I hear the ground gives living gold

And you can drink diamonds i’ve been told (slurp)

In Narnia

Are you going to Narnia

Take me along with you

To meet the lamb who is a lion

I want to learn to love him too (this part is talking about us having a 3some)

We’ll sail the sea of lily white (this is the part we do cocaine off each other’s tits)

And float on water of living light (that’s where i squirt)

In Narnia

Narnia i can hear you call

I can hear it all

Deep inside of me (that’s where everyone just starts grinding on us)

And oh every part of me cries out

I want to shout (that’s where i scream and you scream)

Let me go along with you

I want to go to Narnia Narnia. (it’s so good they said that shit TWICE!)


I luv you boo. (PUSSY PUKE!!)

Nice fox, hurry home.

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January 22, 2010 at 7:48 pm

you missed the bEst party…

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January 12, 2010 at 2:49 pm

Pussy Pussy Pussy Marijuana!!

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And now ladies and gentlemen, for your listening pleasure…THE BRAZILIAN GIRLS!!!!

Also, check out this AMAZING live video performance (and a sweet stage outfit)…Pussypussypussy marijuana!!

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November 3, 2009 at 2:23 pm

Disney with Dicks

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Penis Gardens and Masterbation Cycles and Labia fountains O MY!!  How did i not know about this yet!? 

Jeju Loveland (also known as Love Land) is an outdoor sculpture park which opened in 2004 on Jeju Island in South Korea. The park is focused on a theme of sex, running sex education films, and featuring 140 sculptures representing humans in various sexual positions. It also has other elements such as large phallus statues, stone labia, and hands-on exhibits such as a “masturbation-cycle.” The park’s website describes the location as, “a place where sexually-oriented art and eroticism meet.”

China tried to copy Korea’s ass off but theirs got shut down before it even opened because it  “was deemed to be a negative influence on Chinese society”.  China… more like Chi”not any fun”a..


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October 23, 2009 at 2:47 pm

lab(oy o boy i better stock up on vibrat)or(s) day!!

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BIG SALES!!  If you haven’t jumped on the internet sex toy shopping boat, you are not living. (or you are not as bored and wine buzzed and horny as us at 2 in the morning a little too often… whOOps!) Here’s 2 of our favorite sites… now you can get that pyrex double sided butt plug you’ve been dreaming about forever!!  YAY!!!



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September 4, 2009 at 12:24 pm