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i ♥ weeds.

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it’s true.  i do.  when i’m not procrasturbating… i’m usually putting off some really important executive type shit by watching anoTHer episode of weeds for the 7th time.  when does it start again!?  i’m dying!!

i miss nancy’s sharp tongue and her milky white skin.  usually i hate on people that pale,  but she put a spell on me with those sparkling black as coal eyes… (or maybe i’m just stoned… but either way… i need her)

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April 20, 2010 at 2:00 am

tooth fairy

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a little lesson in keeping a tidy nest…

me and my brother have been talking about getting some weed for a while now.  we are both so lazy about our drug habits that we never actually do it, but we’ve talked about doing it a lot.  sO… i’m at work the other night and i get a text from him asking if i want to go in on some.  i say yes (thinking this is just like every other time he’s asked).  he tells me he was going to come down my way to pick it up but since i was working he’d do it the next day so we could meet and he could give me my half.  okey dokey!

so, i go home after work and there is a note on my computer written in sharpie on a paper towel.  it read:

“the tooth fairy was here”

not quite thinking straight, i open my laptop and look on the key board… nothing.  O… the TOOTH fairy… i gettit.  i go into my bedroom and sure enough, under the pillow is a little bag o weed and a pipe.  he had let himself in with his key and left me a present.  how thoughtful…

then i start to look around my room.  o dear god.

there is not one, but TWO, bottles of lube on my nightstand (what?  i like lube…).  the drawer is opened and there is my very nice array of sex toys in a translucent zippered pouch.  condoms.  need i go on?  GROSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!

to top it off i go into the bathroom and i have not one, but TWO dildos drying on the sink. (what?  at least i’m clean…) 

please tell me he didn’t pee… please tell me he didn’t have to PEE!  AAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!

grozzzzzzzzz.

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July 5, 2009 at 3:15 pm

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