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in my dreams

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Last night I had a dream in which Johnny Depp and I FINALLY opened the restaurant we’ve been planning on opening all these years.  It was a casual eatery.  Moderately priced.  The gimmick?  The servers didn’t use tray jacks, they brought the food to your table accompanied by a beautiful naked woman who went into an upside down split and the server rested the tray between her legs.  It wasn’t a strip club and the rest of the staff was dressed appropriately.  Just once or twice during your meal or bottle service, you saw naked splits and handstands.  You think it could work??

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October 6, 2010 at 10:14 am

just two unrelated pictures i love

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April 20, 2010 at 11:08 am