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ms. wizard’s world…

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So, my most recent try this at home discovery…

Ladies, did you know we can teach ourselves to squirt?! It’s the truth. I don’t know how many of you are natural squirters, I personally have never met one, and most guys I ask tell me they’ve, “been with one once”.   Through some friendly surveys and internet investigation, i realized that i have, once.  When i was younger. And until about a week ago I thought I had peed. So did the guy I was with (i heard it through the grapevine, lame).   Most sites I’ve been to all say “you might think it’s urine but it’s not”… yeah. Coulda fooled me (well… it did…)

Ok… so here’s the skinny. Usually when a girl cums there is slight a feeling like she’s gonna pee, and we hold in to a certain degree (not even realizing we’re doing it). The trick is just NOT holding in, and instead pushing out. Like you were trying to pee (so you probably want to go to the bathroom before you have sex or jack off so you don’t actually piss all over your bed/man…). It works. Well, the first time I tried I thought nothing happened but when I stood up in the morning it all came running out of me. Personally, I thought that was pretty funny… anyone?? But the second run was much more successful.

I mean, I don’t even really know why you would want to. It’s pretty messy. You can release anywhere from a few drops to 2 CUPS at a time. But it seems like something a lot of guys I talk to want to see, atleast every once in a while. Makes them feel accomplished. “Results” as one of them put it. But besides what boys want, I find it fascinating the things you can make your body do.  I never though i was a squirter.  Now i CAN be!!  My mother would be so proud…

 

Written by icecreeem

April 15, 2009 at 1:10 pm