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March 6, 2010 at 4:09 pm

when i think about you… (a sex toy review series)

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Over the years I have accumulated a small yet sweet lil collection of toys.  Some gifted to me by others, some I sought out on my own to fill certain needs or explore nagging curiosities.  Some have been life changing.  Others…. not so much.  So anyways… without further ado… here goes.

In chronological order…

1) Perfect Pleasures Jelly Pink Vibrator

This was a case of hungry eyes in the sex shop.  Me and my BFF go in and start perusing the aisles and both ended up leaving with this big flourescent pink glittery vibrator.  We went home and tried it out (not together you filthy creatures) and both had the same reaction… wow it’s pretty big.  I appreciate it’s girth.  It’s silicon so with a lil lube it slides in and out very comfortably,  and the veiny texture does give it a hint of realism.  The little nubs at the base kind of confuse me.  While I’m assuming they are for clitoral stimulation, they really just kind of hurt.  And they look like dildo warts.  The vibrating mechanism stopped working pretty soon after I bought it.  All that aside though, this is still my go to for some good standard dildoin.  And sometimes that’s all you need god dammit.

I am sure there are way better options out there… but it serves it’s purpose well.  And eVeryone should have a glittery pink dildo…

2) Wicked Essentials Bullet with removable Rabbit Sleeve

I have scoured the interweb for this toy and am tOtally bummed I can’t find it!  Here’s the deal.  When you turn the bullet on, the ears of the rabbit flick around much like 2 fingers rubbing together REALLY fast.  When you hold it so there is an ear on both sides of your clit, your clit becomes a sort of punching bag of orgasmic bliss.  My bullet is loud as hell, but it packs a punch so powerful it feels like a jolt of electricity on your pussy.  For fun sometimes, right when I’m just getting things going I kick it to full blast and it seriously makes my whole body jolt.  Not the best toy for a roommate situation.  Like I said it is LOWD.  But really really awesome for girls who need a serious clit beating to get them anywhere.  And with the removable silicone sheath clean up is a breeze!  My bullet is by the brand Wicked, but since I can’t find it anywhere I’d recommend trying this combo (photos and links below) from Good Vibrations…  The reviews seem to say the bullet is pretty powerful, and I always have great luck with their products.

This gets me there EVERYtime.  A 100% absolute must have.  And don’t get the one that’s attached to the dildo.  This one gives you way more artistic licence… great to use on all body parts… nipples, balls, butt holes…

PS… another amazing thing about having a bullet is teaming it up with other non vibrating silicon toys.  Since silicon carries vibration infamously well and the bullets are generally pretty strong, you can simply hold the bullet anywhere on the silicon toy and the whole thing will vibrate quite nicely.  HIGHLY recommended with butt plugs.  Also works great with my (broke ass) Perfect Pleasures Jelly Pink Vibrator (turned dildo).

Wild Hare Bunny Sleeve

Silver Bullet Vibrator

3) Doc Johnson’s Lucid Dream No. 69

SO… with only my broken pink schlong and deafeningly loud rabbit, I set out to find something a little more roomy friendly.  I thought I’d go water proof since my others weren’t and what better place to catch up on some alone time than in the tub?  I stumbled upon The Lucid Dream series at the Hustler store in Ft. Lauderdale.  It’s claims were that it was powerful, quiet, and water proof.  In hindsight I don’t really know why I would have gone for this shape over all the others.  It’s too small to be a dildo, too big to be a bullet.  I have since realized it’s ACTUALLY a butt plug.  But too big for my tight little ass.  The vibration is pretty alright… but I have to say this is the one toy I’ve ever bought and never use.  Nice quality and pretty color, but all in all kind of useless in my book.  Although a few of the other shapes in the Lucid Dream series do look more intriguing to me now…

ps… i just noticed on www.edenfantasys.com that a lot of their toys they have a “view actual size” button.  SO innovative…

ok.  more to come… stay tuned for butt plugs, anal dildos, g spot stimulators, nipple clamps, cock rings etc etc etc…

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January 26, 2010 at 10:43 pm

tooth fairy

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a little lesson in keeping a tidy nest…

me and my brother have been talking about getting some weed for a while now.  we are both so lazy about our drug habits that we never actually do it, but we’ve talked about doing it a lot.  sO… i’m at work the other night and i get a text from him asking if i want to go in on some.  i say yes (thinking this is just like every other time he’s asked).  he tells me he was going to come down my way to pick it up but since i was working he’d do it the next day so we could meet and he could give me my half.  okey dokey!

so, i go home after work and there is a note on my computer written in sharpie on a paper towel.  it read:

“the tooth fairy was here”

not quite thinking straight, i open my laptop and look on the key board… nothing.  O… the TOOTH fairy… i gettit.  i go into my bedroom and sure enough, under the pillow is a little bag o weed and a pipe.  he had let himself in with his key and left me a present.  how thoughtful…

then i start to look around my room.  o dear god.

there is not one, but TWO, bottles of lube on my nightstand (what?  i like lube…).  the drawer is opened and there is my very nice array of sex toys in a translucent zippered pouch.  condoms.  need i go on?  GROSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!

to top it off i go into the bathroom and i have not one, but TWO dildos drying on the sink. (what?  at least i’m clean…) 

please tell me he didn’t pee… please tell me he didn’t have to PEE!  AAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!

grozzzzzzzzz.

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May 18, 2009 at 3:40 pm

Rise of the Sex Machine

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This weeks gallery features photos from Timothy Archibald’s book “Rise of Sex Machine’s”.  Enjoy.

While researching a story about independent inventors in the spring of 2002, I came across
a small web community for inventors of sex machines. The group seemed tiny. It was
made up of a handful of guys with names like “Inventor Bob” and “The Toymaker.” They
were sharing ideas and solving problems in the classic garage-inventor manner. Amidst
tips on reworking domestic hardware into complex sex machines, their posts would
occasionally reveal glimpses into their surprisingly conventional-sounding, family-oriented
personal lives.

A chance conversation with an inventor got me into the depths of the Mature Audience
section of eBay, where I discovered a regular offering of 15 to 20 different sex machines
daily. Through this I stumbled upon a number of grassroots sex machine web communities.


Whom I chose to visit depended on who seemed the most passionate—inventors who
proudly felt they were on a mission. It didn’t matter to me who was popular or who was
making money. Sincerity and passion is what piqued my interest.
While driving from an interview in Champlin, Minnesota, to another in Kansas City, Missouri,
I was struck with the big questions: What does this all mean? Are sex machines some
embodiment of men’s misguided attempts at understanding women? Are they a form of
contemporary folk art? Or am I simply witnessing a pop culture trend that will fade away
in a few years?

I soon discovered that the U.S. patent office is filled with early designs for mechanical
sexual devices. A peek into erotic world history reveals that people have been creating
forms of sex machines since the invention of Cleopatra’s bumblebee-powered vibrator.
I began to see this preoccupation of creating a mechanical sexual creation as part of human
instinct. The technology we now have is allowing the inventors to share their ideas, but
the act of creating these machines has been going on for centuries. The people I met and
documented are not simply following a trend. They are current practitioners of a timeless
craft, one that will undoubtedly continue long into the future.

-Timothy Archibald”


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May 6, 2009 at 12:39 pm

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May 5, 2009 at 3:46 pm