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lab(oy o boy i better stock up on vibrat)or(s) day!!

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BIG SALES!!  If you haven’t jumped on the internet sex toy shopping boat, you are not living. (or you are not as bored and wine buzzed and horny as us at 2 in the morning a little too often… whOOps!) Here’s 2 of our favorite sites… now you can get that pyrex double sided butt plug you’ve been dreaming about forever!!  YAY!!!



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September 4, 2009 at 12:24 pm

when i vibe, you vibe, we vibe

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mind blowing.  i want to believe it SO SO bad!!  so… um… supPosedly you can wear this toy WHILE having sex.  i am a little skeptical.  i mean… amazing in theory.  imagine a dick inside you,  a vibrator on your g spot, AND a vibrator on your clit all at once.  seems like it would be chafe city on a dick though, no??  there’s all these alternative uses for it, like clamping it on your balls or using it on a strap on dildo? (watch the video).  but i feel like maybe they came up with all that just incase wearing it during sex doesn’t really pan out.  so they would still have a way to market that shit.  but it’s getting pretty alright reviews and it’s the #2 seller on babeland.com right now (one of our favorites sex toy sites).  so either it’s working or a lot of people out there just reAlly want it to, like me.  at $135 a pop it better light my cigarette when we’re done too…    

 i don’t know… i think it’s worth a shot.  if this is real it may be the greatest invention of all time.

ask this chick.  she knows all about it!

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June 19, 2009 at 7:50 pm

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sunday stroll…

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o, ya know…


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May 18, 2009 at 3:40 pm

so puuuuuurdy….

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“Artistic, edgy, collectable, and utterly hot—sex toy designer Jimmyjane hits another orgasmic bullseye with a sexy kit containing the almighty trio of sex toys we’re dubbing the “Usual Suspects”: the Iconic Rabbit, the Iconic Pocket, and the Iconic Ring. They’ve put their gorgeous, elegant spin on three of the most iconic vibrators of all time: the Rabbit (great for clit and G-spot vibration), the Pocket Rocket (nice for travel and discreet trysts), and a vibrating cock ring vibe (perfect for orgasms for two). To top it all off, the packaging is nothing short of visually perfect, making this an ideal gift for both the sex toy lover who has everything, or the newbies who want to explore all their bases with one stylish gift. We couldn’t have picked a lovelier assortment if we tried.”

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May 11, 2009 at 12:49 am

ring my bell

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I heart cock rings.   What’s NOt to love? Keeps him harder longer, and with all the HUNDREDS of variations out there you’re sure to find one that fits you just right.  Ones with one vibrator, two vibrators, ribbs, tongues, rabbits,  hard ones, soft ones… even ones with an extra penis!!

I’ll take 2 please…




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May 5, 2009 at 4:41 pm

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what else is there?

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May 5, 2009 at 3:46 pm

just sayin…

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April 11, 2009 at 4:00 pm