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fuck fuck fuck a duck screw a kangaroo

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1)  Sorry it’s been so long… wait… no i’m not.

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3)  True story:

Him:  “It’s a shame you can’t cum while having sex… you seem to enjoy it so much…”

Me: “um…”

4) It sucks when you continue to sleep with someone just to avoid having to let them down by stopping.  I just want everyone to be  happy!!  Am I the only one this happens to?

5) when i was in 7th grade me and my friends made this song up about a boy in our class (to the tune of dreidel dreidel dreidel)… ahem…

“O nick nick nick, he’s made without a dick,

So when he wants to do it, he has to use a stick.  (or a ruler).”

Poor kid… I wonder where he is now…

6) Grieving men are sexy.  It’s an inexplicable phenomenon.  This is so fucked up… but i recently went home because a woman very near and dear to me passed away.  Her family and mine have lived next to each other for 30 years.  She has a son my age who, since taking our pants off when we were little and playing doctor with a pizza cutter, I have never had any sexual feelings towards whatsoever.  He is now married with  baby on the way.  When I went home to be with the families last week as soon as I saw him I immediately wanted to have sex with him.  Its totally fucked up.  What IS that?

7) ima start saying “wine me dine me 69 me”… let’s bring it back.

8)

9) fuck you.

10) Just kidding i LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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August 27, 2010 at 10:21 pm

Honey Pie

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Another look at real dolls from our buddies, filmakerz  Zack Canepari and Drea Cooper over at California is a Place… shitz real.

I highly recommend their scraper bikes vid too… (boo… u know how i LU scrAPer BIKES!!  ya’ll heard o that shit!?)

nah… but really… do it.  and check out the gallery on the right, updated with Canepari’s stills from the project.  over theeeeerrrrree——>

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July 19, 2010 at 12:25 am

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July 9, 2010 at 9:01 pm

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true boner.

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“i hear the water in arkansas is very… hard…”

yum.

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June 19, 2010 at 10:58 pm

sportzzz talk…

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In honor of whatever the fuck ya’ll keep blabbering on about… here’s some nice bulges….

xo


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June 17, 2010 at 11:53 pm

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evolution of the boob

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via playboy.com:

“the 50’s: Natural, wholesome, fun—boobs were all of these during the ’50s, and thus were a direct reflection of the post-war euphoria America was experiencing at the time. Sure, the Korean conflict was going on, but they made a funny movie about it that spawned one of the most successful situation comedies in history, so how bad could it have been? Regardless, the same attitude behind the boinking that gave rise to the Baby Boom generation was evident in the era’s breasts: nothing contrived or fake, just pure, genuine joy expressed in a sexual fashion.

The 60’s:  The Cuban Missile Crisis, the first serious confrontation in the Cold War, occurred in October 1962. Right around that time, something odd started happening to the shape of women’s boobs. More and more, they began to look like missiles themselves. It was a palpable physiological response to the tension, almost as if to say “You’re gonna point those things at us? Well, we’re gonna point these things right back at you!” Now that’s what we call staring down the enemy! But things would change heading into the next decade.

The 70’s:   Hippie culture, bra burning, the second wave of the feminist movement—these phenomena that originated in the ’60s all contributed to a noticeable falling of the breasts in the ’70s. Their perky, straight-ahead trajectories disappeared, just as idealistic “peace and love” attitudes did when some serious reality set in. No need to get into specifics, as doing so would unnecessarily cast a dark cloud over this wondrous discussion. All that matters is the sheer awesomeness of the teardrop boobs of this era. How’s that for a positive spin?

The 80’s:  From junk bonds to “read my lips: no new taxes,” the ’80s was a decade characterized by falsehoods. B.S. was all over MTV as well, as more and more rock stars wore wigs on their heads and stuffed cucumbers and whatnot down their pants. Not surprisingly, breast implants became more common during this time period. Which isn’t to say implants are inherently evil; quite the contrary, if they’re done right. We’ll take ’em over someone conning people out of their life savings or lying straight to the faces of millions any day.

The 90’s: Nirvana’s Nevermind and the Red Hot Chili Peppers’ Blood Sugar Sex Magik were released on the same day in 1991. That 1-2 punch caused a seismic shift not only in the music industry but in pop culture as a whole. At the same time, smaller, more athletic breasts (an “alternative” to ’80s racks, if you will) came back into vogue. As the decade progressed we saw the 1996 introduction of the WNBA and Brandi Chastain showing off her sports bra during the 1999 Women’s World Cup, which helped push heavy, pendulous breasts into the background.

The 00’s: Gas prices down, gas prices up. Stock markets soaring, stock markets crashing. MySpace cool, MySpace passé. The “Aughts” were all over the place in a variety of ways, and the decade’s breasts were no exception. Big, little, real, enhanced—there’s no way to pinpoint a specific trend with regard to this era’s boobs. Many historians have labeled the ’00s as a lost decade. We’d like to remember it as a time when society found something again—an appreciation for all boobs great and small. And we think to ourselves, what a wonderful world!

hey girlz…

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May 29, 2010 at 12:18 pm