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fuck fuck fuck a duck screw a kangaroo

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1)  Sorry it’s been so long… wait… no i’m not.

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3)  True story:

Him:  “It’s a shame you can’t cum while having sex… you seem to enjoy it so much…”

Me: “um…”

4) It sucks when you continue to sleep with someone just to avoid having to let them down by stopping.  I just want everyone to be  happy!!  Am I the only one this happens to?

5) when i was in 7th grade me and my friends made this song up about a boy in our class (to the tune of dreidel dreidel dreidel)… ahem…

“O nick nick nick, he’s made without a dick,

So when he wants to do it, he has to use a stick.  (or a ruler).”

Poor kid… I wonder where he is now…

6) Grieving men are sexy.  It’s an inexplicable phenomenon.  This is so fucked up… but i recently went home because a woman very near and dear to me passed away.  Her family and mine have lived next to each other for 30 years.  She has a son my age who, since taking our pants off when we were little and playing doctor with a pizza cutter, I have never had any sexual feelings towards whatsoever.  He is now married with  baby on the way.  When I went home to be with the families last week as soon as I saw him I immediately wanted to have sex with him.  Its totally fucked up.  What IS that?

7) ima start saying “wine me dine me 69 me”… let’s bring it back.

8)

9) fuck you.

10) Just kidding i LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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August 27, 2010 at 10:21 pm

head hunteress

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July 28, 2010 at 10:43 am

i’m in love…

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July 22, 2010 at 2:46 pm

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i screama you screama…

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thx mel 🙂

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July 21, 2010 at 3:27 pm

it’s 7:30 am and i’m awake…

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July 7, 2010 at 7:50 am

happy 4th giYZ!!

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July 4, 2010 at 1:22 pm

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oh, this crazy wolf…

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June 25, 2010 at 12:14 am

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