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in my dreams

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Last night I had a dream in which Johnny Depp and I FINALLY opened the restaurant we’ve been planning on opening all these years.  It was a casual eatery.  Moderately priced.  The gimmick?  The servers didn’t use tray jacks, they brought the food to your table accompanied by a beautiful naked woman who went into an upside down split and the server rested the tray between her legs.  It wasn’t a strip club and the rest of the staff was dressed appropriately.  Just once or twice during your meal or bottle service, you saw naked splits and handstands.  You think it could work??

Written by youscreeem

October 6, 2010 at 10:14 am

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  1. you gotta have a gimmick!!
    this is the best idea you’ve ever had… hands down.

    icecreeem

    October 6, 2010 at 11:07 am


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