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banana all the way…

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“hey guys… if you hAd to fuck a food what would it be?”

“mashed potatoes” !?  no.

“a loaf of bread”  o honey…

i’m with youscreeem on this.

didn’t all you boys do this when you were young?  all the guys i knew did…  pop that shit in the microwave for added pleasure.

and look how much fun the ladies have with them too!!… making the banana, in my humble opinion the all around most fuckable food.

just sayin…

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September 8, 2010 at 2:45 pm

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The Big Butt Book

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I honestly can’t believe i don’t own this yet.  The Big Penis Book and Big Book of Breasts were clever and all… but this is true art.  I also couldn’t believe they released a Big Book of Legs (zZZZZZZZz) before unleashing this beauty, but all is forgiven now that it’s here.

Check out the promo vid too.  4 minutes well spent.

sweet dreams!!

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September 8, 2010 at 2:21 am

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Gallery Update: Robert Mapplethorpe

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“Robert Mapplethorpe was born in 1946 in Floral Park, Queens. Of his childhood he said, “I come from suburban America. It was a very safe environment and it was a good place to come from in that it was a good place to leave.”

In 1963, Mapplethorpe enrolled at Pratt Institute in nearby Brooklyn, where he studied drawing, painting, and sculpture. Influenced by artists such as Joseph Cornell and Marcel Duchamp, he also experimented with various materials in mixed-media collages, including images cut from books and magazines. He acquired a Polaroid camera in 1970 and began producing his own photographs to incorporate into the collages, saying he felt “it was more honest.” That same year he and Patti Smith, whom he had met three years earlier, moved into the Chelsea Hotel….”

Read more here…  and see more in the gallery on the right———————————————>>>>>

Robert Mapplethorpe and Patti Smith, 1973

“Where does it all lead? What will become of us? These were our young questions, and young answers were revealed.
It leads to each other. We become ourselves.”

-Patti Smith

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September 6, 2010 at 11:33 pm

the long and winding road

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another installment of search engine terms that bring you hoe bagz to us hoe bagz…

1) twatter

2) spit on my clit    (do it!!)

3) peen peen

4) hes got a big one

5) holy shit japan    (lulz)

6) poon poon    (think that’s the same person as #3?)

7) boyfriend wants to cum in mouth kiss

8) showing their pussy climbing the stairs

9) fat retarded guy sex    (ha!!  i don’t remember that post but it sounds amazing!)

10) penis in pussy   (so basic…  i love it.)

11) filippo timi’s penis    (i know… i love him too…)

12) ripped legins fucking

13) sitting on vibrator all day    (atta girl)

14) big silicone dildos too small    (here… try this one.  you’ll be fine i promise…)

love you cunts!!

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September 6, 2010 at 1:50 pm

that hipster porn

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September 3, 2010 at 1:41 am

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