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1) Spring is in the air.  This is when we all start grinding right?

2) I keep having kind of fucked up sexual dreams about my family.  WTFUCK.

3) I realized the other day i’ve only had sex with white men.  I mean… reaLLy white men.  No hispanic or asian or black or anything in between.  No halfies, no nothin.  I don’t even think i’ve ever fucked a boy with a good tan… this is not good.

4) The mental struggle between wanting long nails and wanting to finger myself all the time is a tough one.  But a no brainer.

5) If you breath real heavy like you’re gonna cum around my cat he will immediately try to sit on/ around your face.  Drives him crazy.  Fun trick to show your friends.  ReALLY fucking annoying any other time you might find yourself breathing real heavy like you’re gonna cum…


7) Fucking babies is not the future.

8) I watched this movie when i was young… i wanna say 10 or so… i don’t remember what it was.  But in it… there was a man who was being killed for some crime, medieval type shit.  So they had him clingin onto this pole, and beneath him was a spike.  So as he lost grip on the pole he would slowly slide down and it would go up his butt until he was eventually impaled.  I have NO idea what movie it was.  But the imagery stuck with me forever.  And definitely turned me on.  This was just the early signs i guess.  Anyone know what movie that is??

9) I sucked a penis before I had my first kiss.  I was in a bathroom at a party with this guy.  He just whipped it out and was like “c’mon… put it in your mouth…”.  I put it in and sucked for maybe 3 seconds.  THEN we kissed.  True story.

10) i really REALLY love you.


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April 18, 2010 at 1:28 pm

sweet dreams my lovelies…

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April 18, 2010 at 1:53 am

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hhahha… crucidixxx…

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A ten-foot tall crucifix is causing controversy at a Catholic Church in Oklahoma:

“The controversial crucifix has caused a deep divide among members of St. Charles Borromeo Catholic Church, where it hangs above the main altar. ‘There are a couple people who have left the parish,’ said the Rev. Philip Seeton, the church’s pastor. ‘There are people in the parish who don’t like it and have stayed.’ Critics of the crucifix take issue with what appears to be a large penis covering Jesus’ abdominal area. Seeton said the portion of the crucifix in question is meant to be Jesus’ abdomen ‘showing distension’ — not a penis. Seeton said, ‘I’ve had people who have vocally said that that’s what they see there. I’ve had people who have been just as vocal who said that’s not what they’re seeing there.’ Janet Jaime, a local iconography artist who designed the crucifix, had no comment.”

(via dlisted.com via towleroad.com)

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April 16, 2010 at 12:55 am

And the winners of the Feminist Porn Awards aaaaare…

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April 14, 2010 at 9:08 am

do you feel it? i think i feel it…

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In the gallery… on the right hand side of your screen…

Kelsey Brook’s work reminds me of what you see when you’re fucking on acid with your eyes closed.

Yes… i do know what that looks like you fucking squares…

Like THIS…

ps… a cool step by step painting with him over at fecal face

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April 12, 2010 at 11:41 pm

help me settle an argument.

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jessica or holli??


or Jessica…


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April 12, 2010 at 1:23 pm

Google… still bringing us all together…

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More of my favorite google search terms that brought readers to us this month.

man… this never gets old to me…

1) sweaty nipples

2) orgasmagoria- jamie       (wha?!?)

3) wear around vibrator      (yeah… why ever take it off?)

4) cum makeouts

5) sucking      (mhmm.  we got that.)

6) girls finger bang their self      (do that shit)

7) suck me under the table

8) slowly love my asshole

9) roar of love goin to narnia lyrics      (you get it!)

10) how can i get my cervix out       (o no honey… you want that in there…)

11) how to grind scream      (come on in… we’ll show you…)

12) sex i’m a beast circus     (intriguing.  show yourself!)


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April 7, 2010 at 2:03 pm

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Not your grammy’s chocolate easter bunny…

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“Good news ladies, you no longer have to choose between your two favorite passions: chocolate and sex. Just in time for Easter, Babeland introduces the first-ever   Vibrating Chocolate Bunny–designed to satisfy both your cravings. Wrapped in smooth, seamless gold foil, the vibrator can be used as you would any Rabbit Vibrator to stimulate both the clitoris and the G-spot. But, when you’ve had your fill, simply remove the disposable motor, unwrap the toy, and voila: you’ve got your very own, very special chocolate easter bunny. Once you’ve feasted on the delicious milk chocolate bunny, what’s left of the bunny (the foil wrapper and the motor) can be recycled, making this one very eco-friendly rabbit.”

via http://blog.babeland.com/

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April 1, 2010 at 2:09 pm