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jiz and the mammograms

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March 16, 2010 at 12:11 pm

sxsw, i wanna make luv in this club

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March 16, 2010 at 11:53 am

Finding The Right Vessel

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New Year’s resolutions are made to be broken say the folks who break them. Sometime this past January, I joined their ranks. While not clear on the exact wording of my resolution, it had something to do with making an effort to cultivate a “normal” relationship or one that gives the illusion of normalcy (mediocrity), so I joined a dating website. These are interesting institutions, but just because you pay thirty bucks a month, doesn’t mean it’s guaranteed to work. What is guaranteed, in Los Angeles anyway, is that if a man invites you over for dinner at his place it’s a clear indication that sex will follow. It was our second date. The drinks were great, the main course was nothing more than some sort of pasta and broccoli, dessert was three minutes of tube steak. There seems to be something about the way I flex my back muscles, arms outstretched across the headboard, while getting it from behind that makes a guy blow is wad. I should know better by now. I left feeling less than filled up.

Enter the start of my second week of work, behind the scenes, on some late, cable-channel films, aka Skinemax. Insult to injury is that I have been watching young, up and cumming porn stars dry-fuck each other for a week (as this is “soft-core” they don’t really do it in these, but the same kids do all the porn). I was more impressed with the female performers so far. Then one tall, blond, wall of a man and veteran of the genre rolled onto set. He seemed trashy and full of himself. After his first scene of the morning, it was obvious that he had made some of the men around set uncomfortable. I guess it was the way he reached around and grabbed his co-star (a leggy brunette) by the throat while he fucked her from behind. No one noticed me move closer to the monitor intrigued by his method. Or maybe it was the way he repeatedly smacked her ass, not hard, just enough.

A mild flirtation led to the divulgence that he was in from San Diego and needed a place to stay for the night. I needed someone to do it right. After work, I met him back at my place. I showed him my bedroom. He went down on me and plugged every hole he could find with a digit. Then we started the intercourse portion of our evening. For a second he almost let go. He got up out of bed abruptly and stretched. I was charmed by his consideration. He’s a biter, so we wrestled around a bit more before I got on top and rode that shit. Being much bigger than I, it was nothing for him to just flip me any which way he wanted and even take one opportunity to spit on my asshole,  a bit forward for a first night.  At some point there we were, looking into each other’s eyes with hands on each others throats. No asphyxiation (I don’t do that anymore) just enough pressure to let the other person know that we are there and long enough for a simultaneous climax.

Having some professional cock more than made up for the disappointing flop that had occurred the night before. The dating website guy called, but I never called back. I just can’t respect a guy who does it on the second date and I don’t feel the need to go back down that road if I don’t get off. My porn star, on the other hand, has been inviting me down to San Diego for a couple of weeks now and let me know when he was going on a small tour with Chippendale’s. Impressive? Yes. Dateable? No.  As they say, “A safe port in every town.”

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March 15, 2010 at 7:31 pm

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“the sexiest music video ever.”

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i google video-ed it.  so it must be true…

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March 10, 2010 at 12:45 am

Lick Me.

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In the gallery… on the right hand side of your screen ———————————————————->

Marilyn Minter is a photographer and photo realist painter who takes us all to a world where color is king and everyone is covered in oil and sweat and all we do is roll around in glitter and suck on diamonds and lick candy off each other.

Marilyn also shot an 8 minute short called “Green Pink Caviar”.  Here’s the trailer…

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March 9, 2010 at 10:47 pm

to each their very own.

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i was chatting with one of my closest friends ever4lyfe the other day.  we’ve known each other for 15+ years and we are completely kindred when it comes to out slutbag spirits (and pretty much everything else).  usually our conversations consist of a run down comparison of every and any sexual experience we’d had since the last time we spoke.  she always wins this game.  she is very advanced.

in this particular convo she brought up something i have never heard anyone speak of in real seriousness.  it was a little shocking…

we started talking about urine.

she asked me, “have you ever been turned on by the idea of urine?”

me: “NO!  why… have YOU!?”  i was ALL ears at this point.  like i said, i have never known someone in real life who thought about it in genuine way.  but there are obviously people who are into it, and i was elated to be able to pick her brain about it…

“recently.  kinda.”  but she went on to explain it wasn’t the idea of someone pissing on her or anything of that caliber.  it was more along the lines of a girl’s pussy right after she peed.  so that there was just a little moisture… and that she fantasized about licking it clean.

my mind was all kinds of blown.  i find her so fucking fascinating.

what’s so interesting to me is that people like us will always feel the need to find ways to top what becomes our sexual routine.  and the freakier our routines become, the further we have to reach to find things that stimulate us in that “forbidden pleasures” sort of way.  when slapping, anal play, spitting, toys, choking and bondage all become mundane to you… where do you go??

think about tHAT.  😉


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March 7, 2010 at 2:32 pm

what goes up…

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March 6, 2010 at 4:09 pm