i scream, you scream

who wants to grind?

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i was chatting with one of my closest friends ever4lyfe the other day.  we’ve known each other for 15+ years and we are completely kindred when it comes to out slutbag spirits (and pretty much everything else).  usually our conversations consist of a run down comparison of every and any sexual experience we’d had since the last time we spoke.  she always wins this game.  she is very advanced.

in this particular convo she brought up something i have never heard anyone speak of in real seriousness.  it was a little shocking…

we started talking about urine.

she asked me, “have you ever been turned on by the idea of urine?”

me: “NO!  why… have YOU!?”  i was ALL ears at this point.  like i said, i have never known someone in real life who thought about it in genuine way.  but there are obviously people who are into it, and i was elated to be able to pick her brain about it…

“recently.  kinda.”  but she went on to explain it wasn’t the idea of someone pissing on her or anything of that caliber.  it was more along the lines of a girl’s pussy right after she peed.  so that there was just a little moisture… and that she fantasized about licking it clean.

my mind was all kinds of blown.  i find her so fucking fascinating.

what’s so interesting to me is that people like us will always feel the need to find ways to top what becomes our sexual routine.  and the freakier our routines become, the further we have to reach to find things that stimulate us in that “forbidden pleasures” sort of way.  when slapping, anal play, spitting, toys, choking and bondage all become mundane to you… where do you go??

think about tHAT.  😉


Written by icecreeem

March 7, 2010 at 2:32 pm

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  1. Aaand I got turned on while reading that. I have tried pee-ing on people, not because the idea of the actual urine turned me on, but because the idea of degrading someone that much turned me on. And everytime I have had to fight to keep a straight face, because it’s just weird. I like the way your perverted friend described it though.


    March 7, 2010 at 3:16 pm

  2. 1) how many dudes have you pissed on?
    2) we’re talkin in the shower?
    3) in the heat of the moment? like in a sexy way?
    4) please elaborate…


    March 8, 2010 at 3:07 pm

  3. 1) 2
    2) Yes
    3) I only managed to do it in a sexy manner once, where both parties were successfully turned on.
    4) The first time it happened was by accident, where I drunkenly suggested I pee on my boyfriend instead of the toilet and he agreed. He had done it before, and instructed me to focus on getting it on his chest while he lay down on the floor of the bathtub with his arms crossed. I ended up peeing in his hair by accident because I was so inebriated. I got better with practice though. The second dude I did it while we were showering together. It’s honestly not my cup of tea, but I wanted to give it a fair shot. I think the inspiration was described perfectly by you in your last paragraph.
    5) Hollllaaaaa.


    March 10, 2010 at 2:18 am

  4. well the cocky side of me wanted to say you go to my bedroom when all that becomes boring for ya but who am i kidding i’m probably a rookie to you ladies but i am very open to anything and willing to do whatever for however long, i guess i just dream of i day where i am allowed to go at it all day hahaha i mean stopping to use the restroom and maybe a break or two for something to eat and drink but for 24 hours straight i want to have sex but the sad thing is every girl ive tried that with i out last and they either get sore or tired or dehydrated which that one kinda made me feel proud hahaha (squirter lol) but no really i dont think i have ever been turned on by the pee itself but i have wanted to piss on a girl before and her on me but more bc of the idea of it, the dominance of it like lady kinda went towards but i havent found the person free enough to try either so i guess it’ll have to be saved on the bedroom bucket-list … and since i broght that up … what stuff is on your bedroom bucket-lists???

    Mike Lattimer

    April 17, 2010 at 12:41 am

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