Archive for January 2010
in other words… pussy.
artichoke
axewound
bearclaw
bumbo (archaic black british)
doodle sack
glamity (jamaican)
gwarry (south african)
house of commons (a whore’s pussy)
knish (yiddish)
nash (jamaican)
pum pum (jamaican)
tunti (jamaican)
wicket (medieval english)
yoni (sanskrit)
a lot to do with angles…
1) recently, when i masturbate i rarely think about having sex. i more often think about someone else’s hands controlling my toys… or just pinching my nipples while watching me fuck myself in the ass and pussy with my dildos. all while calling me a bitch and/or a whore and commanding me to cum. this is a more recent developement… but it’s really working for me these days…
2) last guy i slept with couldn’t keep it up so we ended up acting on this. this was a first for me (which is shocking even to me) and pretty much blew my mind out my clit. i feel like a woman now.
3) for guys out there that are into getting your fingers in asses, you know you can’t just go back and forth between the pussy and the ass right? i have come across this a few times… where a guy seemed to not know how bad that is for us. especially girls who are more prone to UTI’s… this is a fool-proof way to give her one. and they SUCK. like the hugest horse cock ever. so try to be conscious of all that …
4) when 2 guys fuck a girl at the same time i am really curious what that feels like for them. it must feel like a hot dog fight in there… i mean that wall between is pretty thin. i bet it has a lot to do with angles…
5) when i use my rabbit to help me get off my orgasm is significantly less impressive than when i use my hand. i have done an official study with graphs and pie charts and shit. my body actually responds more intensely to the touch of skin than that of silicon.
6) i was able to squirt for a while. then i lost it. i wonder what happened… i’m doing everything the same…
7) i am still so blown away by girls who have never had an orgasm. seriously. get a vibrator with varying speeds and hold it on your clit. you will eventually cum. i am not the easiest girl in the world to get there… trust me. have never had one through oral. didn’t have my first till i was 22. but if i had known then what i know now… just trust me.
8) group sex is sO 2010. i want some.
9) i want to read a REALLY sexy book. any suggestions?
10) i just recently remembered i have a pair of police issue hand cuffs from when i worked in film. what sucks is there is nowhere around my bed to hook them. i imagined building something on the wall to fix the problem… hmmmmm…
xo!
where do i start?
Details magazine scored an exclusive FIRST EVER interview with “Markus”, a twenty-five year old ex-Marine from Alabama who has officially become the first legal male prostitute. Please, please, PLEASE read the interview. The man is a fucking idiot so, it’s pretty amazing. Not to mention the fact that NO WOMAN IN HER RIGHT MIND IS GOING TO HIRE A PROSTITUTE. This asshole’s dick is going for $200 per 40 minute session. I would love to meet the woman who pounces on that deal. Hey honey, why don’t you give ME that $200 and I’ll stick a bunch of fun things in you AND make dinner. Everyone knows that women don’t PAY for peen. Not real peen. You may have to lower your standards, you may have to drive to Detroit, you may have to holler at the ex you swore you’d never fuck again but you do not hand over your hard earned skrilla for a dick that ain’t made of diamonds. And really, look at this guy. AND he won’t do men, which he will soon find, is the ONLY way he could possibly earn a living doing this. But he does think that “gay people are very put-together [and that] they’re very classy, very well-organized people [and that] they have great personalities.” But his “sphincter isn’t for sale”. I mean, mine is and it’s goin’ for a song–a compliment, a hot meal and a half a bottle of Beam–but I can get away with that shit. But THIS GUY, this guy is a joke…Oh, AND he compares himself to Rosa Parks. I’m NOT kidding, READ THE INTERVIEW.
everyone wishes they were terry richardson.
In the Gallery:
When he’s not busy shooting for VICE, or Gucci, or Vogue… he’s shooting really fucking famous people. Like the fucking president. And when he’s not doing that he’s shooting whatever the fuck he wants. Because he’s terry fucking richardson. And he fucking can.
Plus… he’s got a pretty big fucking dick.
www.terryrichardson.com. check that shit out!!
ps… crazy old topless bitch in ripped leggings… his mother. amazing.
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longdickdong
whiptcreeem
youscreeem
