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in other words… pussy.

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artichoke

axewound

bearclaw

bumbo (archaic black british)

doodle sack

glamity (jamaican)

gwarry (south african)

house of commons (a whore’s pussy)

knish (yiddish)

nash (jamaican)

pum pum (jamaican)

tunti (jamaican)

wicket (medieval english)

yoni (sanskrit)

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January 21, 2010 at 8:43 pm

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New Jiz!!!

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My favorite…

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January 18, 2010 at 2:00 pm

where do i start?

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Details magazine scored an exclusive FIRST EVER interview with “Markus”, a twenty-five year old ex-Marine from Alabama who has officially become the first legal male prostitute. Please, please, PLEASE read the interview. The man is a fucking idiot so, it’s pretty amazing. Not to mention the fact that NO WOMAN IN HER RIGHT MIND IS GOING TO HIRE A PROSTITUTE. This asshole’s dick is going for $200 per 40 minute session. I would love to meet the woman who pounces on that deal. Hey honey, why don’t you give ME that $200 and I’ll stick a bunch of fun things in you AND make dinner. Everyone knows that women don’t PAY for peen. Not real peen. You may have to lower your standards, you may have to drive to Detroit, you may have to holler at the ex you swore you’d never fuck again but you do not hand over your hard earned skrilla for a dick that ain’t made of diamonds. And really, look at this guy. AND he won’t do men, which he will soon find, is the ONLY way he could possibly earn a living doing this. But he does think that “gay people are very put-together [and that] they’re very classy, very well-organized people [and that] they have great personalities.” But his “sphincter isn’t for sale”. I mean, mine is and it’s goin’ for a song–a compliment, a hot meal and a half a bottle of Beam–but I can get away with that shit. But THIS GUY, this guy is a joke…Oh, AND he compares himself to Rosa Parks. I’m NOT kidding, READ THE INTERVIEW.

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January 18, 2010 at 1:04 am

everyone wishes they were terry richardson.

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In the Gallery:

When he’s not busy shooting for VICE, or Gucci, or Vogue…  he’s shooting really fucking famous people.  Like the fucking president.  And when he’s not doing that he’s shooting whatever the fuck he wants.  Because he’s terry fucking richardson.  And he fucking can.

Plus… he’s got a pretty big fucking dick.

www.terryrichardson.com.  check that shit out!!

ps… crazy old topless bitch in ripped leggings… his mother.  amazing.

Written by icecreeem

January 18, 2010 at 12:29 am

Because I love all things Beyonce…

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January 17, 2010 at 2:00 pm

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Because I’ve been moody all weekend…

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This is a film student’s interpretation of Tim Burton’s poem The Melancholy Death of Oyster Boy. It’s a tragic tale of a couple who have problems in the bedroom and their little boy.

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January 17, 2010 at 1:28 pm